Finally, it was the day that I would get to hang out with my best friend, Becky. We had big plans, and one of our plans, like always, was to go to Walmart. Since my house is very close to Walmart, we started our walk to get there. Our mission was to find dinosaur fruit snacks, and possibly dinosaur eggs.
Seeing as I'm close with one of the workers at Walmart, we thought he would give us a discount. Walking to the snack aisle, we searched the shelves for dinosaur snacks. We didn't find any, but suddenly we saw a very cute guy in the same aisle.
Becky looked at me with wide eyes, and we both said, "Whoa, he's hot!"
Suddenly, Becky blurted, "Let's stalk him!" Thus beginning our stalking habits. Using all of our energy to walk fast, we started to follow him. He caught on immediately, and tried to get us off of his tail constantly. But we were way to good for him. Even though he was cute, we obviously had the smarts.
Through the cleaning supplies aisles, candle aisles, and many others, we followed him, never losing his tracks. Until he started to walk faster, we were doing pretty good. All of a sudden, he disappeared in the video games section. How typical of a boy to get lost in there! Becky and I searched and searched, but he was nowhere to be found. We decided to just give up, and went to look through more of the aisles for random items. Leaving Walmart, we decided to name our victim Herbert. Herbert will now be in our memories forever.
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